Who the Fudge is Cheryl Cole?

Who is she? Who is this mystical beast of yore that we are all supposed to adore. I google’d this in hope of finding some more information. I found nothing. No pictures of her. Just this bland normal faced thing that used to be in a girl band. And by god I am not going for one second think that all this time this is the person we are all supposed to admire in the hope of taking us to the Promised Land. Seriously is this the woman we are all supposed to admire. I hadn’t a clue until today who she was although I’ve seen her countless times on television and on facebook groups like “support Cheryl she is amazing” nonsense.
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Move On
I actually made an effort recently to stop hating things I haven’t seen and base an argument of mine by observing so I didn’t get punctuation and grammar lessons (which in hindsight would make this whole blogging thing much easier) but instead watched an episode of Glee. Gleeming pile of arse (HA). Not only is this and Xfactor solely responsible for the bastardisation and popularity between twilight nerds over the song “Don’t stop Believing” but it suffers from what I call Ugly Betty Syndrome. I wish I could elaborate more on this but I think you understand what I mean.
God weren’t you surprised to find out Stacey Slater killed that old dude on eastenders. Darth Archie or whatever, I want to sound there like I don’t watch it but I’ve been glued to the box for years with this soap and like Soaps in prison have seen many a rape if this joke actually made sense. Anyway yeah my god. She killed him. But hang on wasn’t she like not by the pub at the time. I cant remember someone please tell me if they can remember Stacey’s whereabouts on that xmas ep before she apparently killed the old dude then cheers.